~ My Pets ~

• Name: Sif
• Birth year: 2015 probably
• Breed: German shepherd, white swiss shepherd, boxer, chow, and vizsla (her foster family got her a DNA test)
• AC personality type: Normal
• Favorite food: Hot dogs (she the wiener queen)
• Nicknames: Wiener Queen, Piggy Snorts, Siffles the Sniffles Buckingham, Sweet Cute Little Baby Angel, Pretty Girl, Stinky, Stinkabutt, Stinkface, Old Lady

Sif is the pet I’ve personally had the longest, and I’ve actually had her for longer than I’ve known my husband! Her breed mix gave her short hair with a thick undercoat, so she sheds worse than any dog I’ve ever had, seen, or known. I’ve had her for almost a decade and I’m still never fully prepared for the spring fur-splosion.

• Name: Lily
• Birth year: 2015
• Breed: DSH I guess? The cute kind
• AC personality type: Snooty
• Favorite food: Whatever you’re actively trying to eat
• Nicknames: Lillard, Lily of the North, Pretty Little Baby Angel, Little Poo, Pretty Kitty, lilylilylilylilylilylilylily, Nancy (her boots were made for walkin’)

Voted most likely to start eating us first if we all died. Sweet and cute and precious and teeny tiny and probably definitely a little evil or maybe actually a demon from hell. Integral part of the family despite her malicious tendencies. Hobbies include doing ‘nip and sharpening her nonsense claws.

• Name: Max
• Birth year: Jan. 2024
• Breed: Doberman mix…? Greyhound???
• AC personality type: Jock
• Favorite food: Anything, including sticks, rocks, and other dumb boy stuff
• Nicknames: Mad Max, Mr. Max Rockatansky, Max Goof, Maxie Poopins the Poopins Man, Maxamillian, Maxie Millions, Mr. Millions, Mr. Baby, Little Baby Man

We got Max as a puppy and he’s the doggiest dog I’ve ever met. He’s smart and dumb at the same time and he runs super duper fast. Unfortunately a crack baby, but he’s so adorable and the cuddliest of the bunch when he finally chills out. Hopefully will be shop dog when he’s older and chiller, but for now he stays home and harasses his sisters.